- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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