- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

minorities

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

what has genitial warts? me

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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