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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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