- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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