- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Adele walks into the stables

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Sammi suck kyles chode

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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