- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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