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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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