Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why am I writing this...im bored

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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