- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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