- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's your guys names?

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Invisible Children Foundation.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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