- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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