- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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