I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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