- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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