Kameron Brown is gay.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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