- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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