- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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