- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Turkey Balls

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

WILLY

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Neil Lewis

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

2 + 2 = fish

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Were can you find a bag of meth?

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