A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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