Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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