- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Maths.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Get on the boat.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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