whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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you gay?

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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