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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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I work at jcpenny

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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