What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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