- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A man buys a prius

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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