What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What? Huh?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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