- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

a chinese man pays the full price

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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