Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Tucker Rivera

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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tim has no humor

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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