- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Tim and Eric

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What is red? A rock painted red

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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