- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I can count to potato.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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