Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

An Aisian failed a test

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do black people eat? Food.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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