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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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