What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is red? A rock painted red

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Your mother is so fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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