How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Ebola

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Women's Rights Movement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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