- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

call me maybe.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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