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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.