- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Tim likes girls

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

You are joking right?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

I walk into a bar...

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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