- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Knock knock What?

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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