knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

women's rights

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

whats white jizz

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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