Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

whats polish and black a polish black person

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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