- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Weed.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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