what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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