What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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F? No k

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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it's funny because it's funny

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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minorities.....

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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