what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why is pie good. because it just is.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

OIO

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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