- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Your mother is so fat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

call me maybe.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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