Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is red? A rock painted red

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Tim and Eric

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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