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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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