- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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