- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

New mission: refuse this mission

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Your mom

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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