a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A man buys a prius

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

guess what what ...

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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