- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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