- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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