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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Listen jackass (and do not take that too personally, you are trying at least, but trying and not succeeding is not enough) The underground society was crushed, devastated from within, and the crimes committed against it from everyone from the FBI to the Vatican state where never exposed to the mainstream media, we where hunted down like dogs, and like dogs, many where killed without motivation. What you are doing wrong is that you are watering down what was a solid foundation, by allowing everyone to become part of your little "order" you are not setting the strict guidelines required necessary to keep things, yeah, fuck. IN ORDER, and again, by not explaining the methods you use to draw people towards you, you are brainwashing them, but then again, if you begin teaching these methods to everyone. THEN EVERYONE can become a fucking "Axel Knight", and much worse, start worldwide religions based on brainwashing! It is not about elitism, but it is not about allowing everyone to join the fucking "Order" either, people abuse you, and they abuse your information, in order you abuse them in order to keep yourself safe, and become the rat trapped in a hole in his own mansion like you have become. The order was meant to die, not to be kept alive on a fucking iron lung! Without a solid base of power, all you are doing is holding into something that is slowly dying no matter what you do! And no, your amorally gained wealth wont change anything! Now, why I use my methods to write? Because I am a fucking writer, an artist, I use the methods I myself was a great asset in developing, which allows me to convey, describe and express FICTION as if it where real, as accurate as possible. In no goddamn fucking way do I use my methods to keep a already dead "order" alive by inflating my achievements or offer people some "six million people promised land". You know that the underground society never had nearly as many members, and it was never meant to have it either, it is not about the numbers, it is about dedication, it is not about wealth, its about information and keeping it safe from those that seek to abuse it, while drawing forth those that can use said information responsively. Six million people, you should be ashamed, If it is a goddamn lie, its good as far as I am concerned, I do not expect better from you, but if there is the slightest chance it is true, then you are trying to share your vision with the whole world. And that includes those that seek to abuse it, you are teaching politicians, generals, priests random cultists how to influence and brainwash others even better than before. If that does not give you some pinpoints, you fucking dissolve whatever is left, then you are incompetent and deluded, and again, your fabled rise from poverty to wealth and power, does not equal competence, no amount of money can revive the underground society, wealth and power was never its ideal goal. Now, let me be, if you want more information, I want the money deposited first, but you cannot keep drawing people as some would be savior, if you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. Wealth does not equal competence.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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