why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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hello anomonous

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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