Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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canadians

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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