- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Neither did she.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

there once was a black man who played basketball

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.