Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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