you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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