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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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