The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Ben Corbishley

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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