- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A bar walks into a man

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

ur gay

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Sex vagina. lol.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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