- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

call me maybe.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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