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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Tim and Eric

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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