- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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