- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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