- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just drank a cola.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Tim and Eric

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What is red? A rock painted red

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