Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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