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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Where's the soap?

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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