Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Asians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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