What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Anti Joke

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