A baby seal walks into a club.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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