What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Basically

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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