Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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