Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

woman's lacrosse

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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