whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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