- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A muslim paints Mohammed

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

women sports....

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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