- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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