Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Black people are the scum of the earth

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

haha black people :D

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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