What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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