- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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