All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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why girl die cancer

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Black people being friendly.

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You all have Aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Justin's life

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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