- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is life? Paul.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Mitt Romney