- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

This is not a joke or is it

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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