What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

kesha is a virgin.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

It says so on your cap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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