- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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