What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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