A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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politically correct!

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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