What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Check out page 4016 :)

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I am very humble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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