- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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