- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's your blood type? Red.

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