- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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